Golmaal hein bhai sab golmaal hein!! :O

Guys, This elections AAP is going to win because Narender Modi and Rahul Gandhi both are members of AAP. Cant believe what I am saying  right now? Well look at the pics below

Trolled right..:D Now you get it from where they got 50 lakhs membership...:D

Not only this Mahatma Gandhi,Barack Obama,angelina jolly are also the members of AAP. See this

Haina Mast..This kind of stuff was conducted by NDTV amd they could get the confirmation message in secs..:D Because AAP is free for all and no checking of members personal details and 1 person can apply more than 1 time.. Ye dekhke even i did some masti... I made Rahul Dravid the new member of AAP..waiting for the response..:P ;) :D

The Incredible Tie

 Have you ever seen such a match where whole time you were wondering which team will win! Thanks to Gods grace that it was a tie!! Well, I for some reason never thought that India will lose but never imagined that ill be experiencing one of the best ODI ever. And in the end you wonder that India should have won or NZ should have crossed the line. But as I said in the end it was a fair result.

 Match started on an usual note with NZ piling on runs, Williamson and Guptill scoring good infact 153 run partnership.. Then from 189/1 in 32.4 overs they went down to 289/8 and then as usual India leaked runs in the last 3 overs and helped NZ to score 314 courtesy Tim Southee. It was not thoroughly because India bowled badly but small grounds some clever batting did really good to restrict them to 314 actually.

 Unlike first innings India did have everything different today. Rohit sharma was a hit in first 10 overs. They got a  nice 60 odd opening partnership. Virat Kohli failed..:O Dhoni misjudged and lost his calm after hitting a six. Sir Ravinder Jadeja finally scored runs :D.. How nicely luck works.. I was telling my friend yesterday about luck and I myself got an example. Jadeja and Ashwin together got 5 lucky chances. Jadeja got 2 drops and 1 decision on his favor... But most important part is to accept that luck but you need to accept it..That's were Ashwin dint and Jadeja did.. Ashwin after hitting a six went for ambitious result lost is wicket to a great athletic catch. Jadeja on the other hand looked calm and composed and knew what he was doing. For example the last 2 balls leave for wide..was just so amazing and that showed how much composed he was.. Anyways inexperience had the last laugh he could not make India cross the line. All done and dusted now It was an incredible match which had all what can any cricket fan proud.

Copy Cat :D

Oopsy seems that Congress via Rahul Gandhi is now starting to copy Modi's Ideas. The tagline of Rahul Gandhi's poster for 2013 poll election is same as Modi's 2011 Gujarat poll election tagline. Seems that the yuvraj of Congress is running out of ideas... An idea can change your life Rahulji Sahi hein.. ye idea khudse aana chahiye dusro ka copy nahi..:D

           Ab dekhna ye hein ki aur kya kya copy karte hein... aur dekhna ye b hein ki aur kya kya reason dete hein.. As per the sources Congress says that there real slogan is "every hand is strengthen to empowerment"

excuse of Congress is Ye humara slogan nahi... Slogan toh poster ke neeche hein... :D

Present Lok Sabha Election Scenario

Guys, the poll assessment is out.. As per the latest scenario Modi fire has set in. If the elections do take place now its clearly BJP which is taking the lead. As per AAP it is no way in contention where as UPA is losing around 156 seats!! So social media,good tactics by BJP is actually working well.. As we were seeing in my previous blogs we did see how things are shaping up in the 4 states. It ll be interesting to see how things are in other states,. But for now lets check out the poll estimations

Main Tera Hero B-)

            After lots of politics and technology lets get to know about some Bollywood masalaa , infact life is nothing without entertainment then why should it take a back step while posting .So, entertainment time =)

             It's time for the Student of The Year trio to seclude themselves and go on their separate ways and here they go with Alia Bhat doing 'Highway' , Siddharth Malhotra acting in 'Hasee toh Phasee' and now its time for the last dude however not the least , Varun Dhawan in 'Main Tera Hero' by his dad David Dhawan :D The official trailer got launched on 23 rd January and movie is about to release on April 4th  starring Varun opposite Ileana D'cruz and Nargis Fakri ( the two hot ladies ) :D Hope its gonna steal the show and break dhoom 3 records :p Its time to prove Varun Dhawan that you are in the film industry merely because of your talent and not because of your filmy background !! 

            Enjoy the official trailer and keep smiling :)

OFF OFF :D

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Search for  Baba Ji Ka Thullu :p Must for this season. 

                                                                 

                                                                           

Hogayi Jai :D :D

This was Obvious and it Happened :D  This humor is regarding the 'Sankranti' festival when Salman khan was seen sharing moments with Narendra Modi and it resulted in muslims getting angry as they considered it an act of blasphemy and declared that they would not turn up for watching Sallu bhai's Jai Ho . Anyway they actually saved themselves from wasting their time . Is'nt it ironic that every movie  of salman resembles the other so why stand in crowd and take "Jai Ho" tickets , just watch wanted or any mvie of him and be satisfied :D Oops ..the pic :p

Tips to Save your Internal Memory .

      Everyone of us prefer Smart Phone's today but the most onerous task in it is to manage memory , the thing which refrains us from clicking pictures , downloading songs , videos , or any app is our internal memory , its like mandatory that every bad thing comes in hand with every good thing likewise Smart Phone's come with Memory obstacles. Do you want a solution to increase your internal memory  without rooting ? 

        Firstly i will give a concise intro as to the workflow of internal memory. Supposingly a smart phone has 16 GB of storage but the fact is 15.625 GB is present :D  how ? :O The statistics goes this way ... actualy the fact is original units of memory are not measured by 1000 but as a unit measure of 1024.

 

1 KB=1024 Bytes

1 MB=1024 Kilo Bytes

1 GB=1024 Mega Bytes

     This is what actually the funda behind your internal memory is which is rounded to so called '16 GB' . Apart from that a dedicated operating data is used for all default Android Operating System and depends from version to version of android. Now 1.9 GB of memory is consumed by OS and cache storage memory and eventually what we are left with is 14.75 GB of memory .

          How to improve your memory performance ???????

1. Clear the unnecessary default apps included by the phone manufactiurer

2. Clear cache which might save your memory in MB

3. Install "App2SD apps " which moves your app from internal memory to external storage which can help you in a much better way .

 

 Hopefully this might be helpful to some extent , try it out and enjoy using smart phone's :)

KitKat - masti ka time :D

Huzzaaahhh !! Great news for aficianado's of HTC one . Google play and HTC one has received an update to Android 4.4 Kitkat and the best part is Europe has already started rolling updates . Updating is gonna get us the latest version of Android in par with Sense 5.5 and the all time complaints of HTC ONE being a bit slow is going to be resolved .

Sensified version has already been given to Verizon, T mobile , Sprint , AT n T , if ceritified chances are there that it will get released in the market the next week.

IELTS -the need of the hour.

IELTS stands for International English Language  Testing System is a standardised test for non-native english language speakers managed by Cambridge , British Council and IDP . I just want to create awareness that this one is an international exam unlike TOEFL which caters to the needs of students preferably opting only USA  as their place of choice . Many people aren't aware of its speciality so here i am to give you guidance of any sort :)
  Basically IELTS is categorized into Academic and General Training version .. they sound obscure but are actually very simple:
1. Academic Version is generally for students who wanna enrol themselves for higher studies and even for doctors who wanna practice in an English speaking country.
2. General training version is generally for them who wanna undertake work experience or for immigration purpose.
 IELTS is being highly considered for GRE that is Graduate Record Examination apart from MBA .

For complete guidance and coaching of IELTS .
Contact : 9700287088.. Hyderabad.
Am sure it will help you out in a much better way within low cost. :)
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